Observations Abroad

1. Europe has a graffiti problem. Like, really.

2. Kebabs

3. Geraniums are apparently the only flower that will grow in window boxes.

4. Cobblestone sidewalks and streets are not meant for walking for long periods of time. Furthermore, they do not support the use of rolling suitcases.

5. Pudding comes in a carton in Holland. It’s called Fla. It’s delicious.

6. Bikes

7. The appropriate outfit to wear out in Europe (if you are a girl) consists of the following: a long top (preferably with sequins), leggings, and boots. All day. Every day.

8. Drivers in Brussels will break for pedestrians.

9. Europe smells bad.

10. Europeans do not like Americans.